What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Your Brain Has a Hidden Rhythm, And It May Reveal How Smart You Are - ScienceAlert

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

For the Best Fat-Burning Exercises, Slow and Sustainable Wins the Abs Race - GQ

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Google AI Mode traffic data added to Search Console reporting - Search Engine Land

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Mario Kart World 150cc Knockout Tour guide – how to easily win - Nintendo Everything

share office space ...

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What K-pop song would be good for Halloween?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unreleased GeForce RTX 3080 Ti with 20GB memory spotted on eBay - VideoCardz.com

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This harmless drink accelerates aging in a dangerous way, according to science - Glass Almanac

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

SpaceX’s Transporter 14 launch today will carry more than 150 capsules of DNA, human remains - Space

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

So they tried

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